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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 12:31

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

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Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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From Russia With Love

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.